Monday, July 21, 2008

Let Them Eat Cake

Strain crocodile chowder (2lbs)
Pepper with antelope droppings
Mix with the paste of a pelicans parts
Et voila - a perfect cake topping.

Recipe for success

Gourds are in this time of year
So get 'em whilst they’re hot.
Squashes are a real kids fave
So stick 'em in yer pot.

Bubble 'em up and watch 'em fry,
'Til they’re crispy black
Then return them to the shop
To get your money back.